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GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
NEW SHIT
TIME TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
 
 
 
funny gifts for emotionally exhausted adults
funny gifts for emotionally exhausted adults
funny gifts for emotionally exhausted adults

BIRTHDAY CARDS THAT DON'T SUCK

ZERO CHILL. 100% SASS

  • NOT TODAY SATAN

    Try again tomorrow, babe. I’m fully booked with nonsense

    Hook me up

  • FIX YOUR FACE

    Because your face said what your mouth didn’t

    STICK IT UP

  • CALM YOUR TITS

    Save the drama for your bras.

    WEAR IT

  • I CAN'T PEOPLE TODAY

    Out of order—try again never

    CARRY THIS SHIT
Not today satan Keychain - Creativien
Calm your tits pin - Creativien

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Find our items here

  • Makers

    The Beaches

    1984 Queen St E
    Toronto, ON
    M4L 1J2

    Button label

  • Cherry bomb mercantile

    517 East Ave
    Toronto, ON
    M1C 2X1

    let's go!

  • Markets Ontario

    62 King Street West
    Bowmanville, ON
    L1C 1R4

    *order pick up available here

    Let's Go!

  • MAKERS

    Oshawa Centre

    419 King St W
    Oshawa, ON
    L1J 2K5

    Let's go!

CREATIVIEN PRESENTS

TRICK OR TREAT, BITCHES!

Pick a pumpkin. Test your luck. Get some shit.

Pick ONE pumpkin to reveal your mystery code. No take-backs, bitch!

No take-backs, bitch. Happy Halloween!